This is the godmother of all spice mixes (OK, maybe I need to relax a bit). If you use Rub-a-dub, you will be loved and respected by all. A long life, healty and happy, and the riches you deserve are only a spoonful or two away. This blend is as indispensable as charcoal and a couple of matches.

5 tablespoons ground paprika
2 tablespoons salt
2 tablespoons brown sugar
2 tablespoons chili powder
1 tablespoon ground black pepper
1 tablespoon ground white pepper
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1 tablespoon garlic powder
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1. Use precise measurements. Mix all ingredients together well in a bowl.

Keep this spice blend in an airtight container. True barbecue enthusiasts will be happy to multiply this recipe by 5 (or maybe 10).